True Sayings......
Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa card.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your friend.
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Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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Wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop
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A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject
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Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
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Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
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"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?
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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company,
Three's the result !
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A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
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The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget
The more you forget,
the less you know
So.. why learn.????????????
Money is not everything.
There's MasterCard & Visa card.
------------------
One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
--------------------
Save water.
Shower with your friend.
------------------
Love thy neighbor.But don't get caught.
-----------------------
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
----------------------
Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
---------------------------
Wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
----------------------------
Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
-------------------------------
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
-------------------------------
Love is photogenic.
It needs darkness to develop
----------------------------------
A good discussion is like a miniskirt
Short enough to pertain interest
and long enough to cover the subject
----------------------------------
Children in backseats cause accidents
Accidents in backseats cause children
--------------------------------
Your future depends on your dreams
So go to sleep
-------------------------------------
There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning
-----------------------------------
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"
So what ?
Who's in a hurry ?
---------------------------------
"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours
----------------------------------
God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
-------------------------------
When two's company,
Three's the result !
--------------------------------
A dress is like a barbed fence
It protects the premises without restricting the view
--------------------------------------------------
The more you learn,
the more you know,
The more you know,
the more you forget
The more you forget,
the less you know
So.. why learn.????????????
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